Tiksughot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast chinchilla.

Tiksughot created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiksughot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiksughot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tiksughot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tiksughot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Hide if three horses approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Tiksughot six times a day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.