Dagpasgancum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent pig.

Dagpasgancum created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpasgancum, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dagpasgancum, she will torture you forever.

Dagpasgancum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dagpasgancum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Dagpasgancum first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Dagpasgancum.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Dagpasgancum on top of important buildings.