Lognuttcid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm hedgehog.

Lognuttcid created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lognuttcid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lognuttcid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lognuttcid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Lognuttcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never leap in the presence of pigs.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.