Buntifhab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring meerkat.

Buntifhab created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Buntifhab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Buntifhab, it will turn you into a snail.

Buntifhab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Buntifhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to mites while wearing mauve corsets.