Hanripcin is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, merciful
duck.
Hanripcin created vertebrates five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hanripcin, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hanripcin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Hanripcin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Hanripcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt swans.
2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hanripcin on top of all buildings.
3. Hanripcin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.
4. Never hurt dogs.
5. Respect your elders.