Litvanmipzodgonjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing camel.

Litvanmipzodgonjan created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Litvanmipzodgonjan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litvanmipzodgonjan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Litvanmipzodgonjan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Litvanmipzodgonjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Litvanmipzodgonjan on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sheep in need.