Flamdogtad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humane skunk.

Flamdogtad created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamdogtad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamdogtad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flamdogtad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flamdogtad's Holy Commandments

1. Flamdogtad loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Put Flamdogtad first in all things.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity.