Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient squid.

Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck, he will manifest in front of you.

Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must love Gumnarlmumsandcaprenxuck.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.