Zaglakhug is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tiresome badger.

Zaglakhug created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zaglakhug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zaglakhug, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zaglakhug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zaglakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight cats approach from the west.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.