Jonbestrow is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud armadillo.

Jonbestrow created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Jonbestrow, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jonbestrow, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jonbestrow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jonbestrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jonbestrow in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Jonbestrow.