Rilgepkimpon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever tortoise.

Rilgepkimpon created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilgepkimpon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilgepkimpon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rilgepkimpon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rilgepkimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine cats approach from the south.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.