Bemsandbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking lizard.

Bemsandbop created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemsandbop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemsandbop, he will turn you into a rat.

Bemsandbop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bemsandbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never feed lots of figs to bats while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.