Vegvadkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered beaver.

Vegvadkip created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvadkip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegvadkip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vegvadkip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vegvadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing brown kilts and balancing three silver spheres on your arms.

2. Run away if five birds approach from the west.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing black dresses.