Bomcubdan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong otter.

Bomcubdan created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcubdan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bomcubdan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bomcubdan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bomcubdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomcubdan.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never hop near bats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.