Gubdablog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful beaver.

Gubdablog created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdablog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubdablog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gubdablog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gubdablog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gubdablog.