Getbigrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless snail.

Getbigrap created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbigrap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getbigrap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getbigrap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Getbigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about optics near capybaras while wearing black coats and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

4. Hide if three squirrels approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.