Kikwegstan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody giraffe.

Kikwegstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kikwegstan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikwegstan, he will turn you into a slug.

Kikwegstan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kikwegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Kikwegstan's priests.