Binfobbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional walrus.

Binfobbog created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfobbog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binfobbog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Binfobbog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Binfobbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help whales.