Tomvedflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind dryad.

Tomvedflow created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomvedflow, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomvedflow, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tomvedflow's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tomvedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing turquoise coats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Tomvedflow seven times a day.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never play with disobedient children.