Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented dog.

Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip, it will think nothing of it.

Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near rats while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Habxenomt Zednurldabsitfutjip in the centre of the settlement.