Febzencep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced lizard.

Febzencep created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febzencep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febzencep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Febzencep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Febzencep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never skip in the presence of horses.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Do not stand on grass.