Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest crocodile.

Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan, he will strike you with lightening.

Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Omtmetvonk Tettiwiplad Battalflan loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear yellow stockings.