Zodhugflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking wyrm.

Zodhugflan created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhugflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodhugflan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodhugflan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zodhugflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Put Zodhugflan first in all things.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.