Wonpitlop Figlogfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful cow.

Wonpitlop Figlogfot created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonpitlop Figlogfot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonpitlop Figlogfot, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wonpitlop Figlogfot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wonpitlop Figlogfot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.