Bagfargom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Bagfargom created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfargom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bagfargom, it will turn you into a tree.

Bagfargom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bagfargom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Bagfargom first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.