Safbapcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking dryad.

Safbapcam created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safbapcam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safbapcam, it will laugh at you.

Safbapcam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Safbapcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing white shoes.

4. Never feed apples to swans while wearing kilts.

5. Do not commit murder.