Fidtipbest is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous yak.

Fidtipbest created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fidtipbest, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidtipbest, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fidtipbest's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fidtipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing corsets.

5. Never paint your feet indigo.