Gunnatdapvin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing gorilla.

Gunnatdapvin created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Gunnatdapvin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunnatdapvin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gunnatdapvin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gunnatdapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing cyan kilts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunnatdapvin.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never paint your hands blue.