Yarpgedrawingmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured gnu.

Yarpgedrawingmeg created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpgedrawingmeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpgedrawingmeg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarpgedrawingmeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarpgedrawingmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Yarpgedrawingmeg loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Yarpgedrawingmeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat turnips.