Yarlbadyat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage hydra.

Yarlbadyat created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbadyat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarlbadyat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yarlbadyat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yarlbadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Yarlbadyat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about nebulae.