Hatbudyim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow scorpion.

Hatbudyim created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Hatbudyim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatbudyim, she will destroy your home planet.

Hatbudyim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hatbudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Hatbudyim on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hatbudyim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.