Bestbitmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable frog.

Bestbitmeg created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bestbitmeg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestbitmeg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bestbitmeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bestbitmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestbitmeg.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never feed lots of corn to sheep while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Always obey Bestbitmeg's priests.