Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing rat.

Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig, she will destroy your home planet.

Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never wear pink hats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenbapsid Fomcedlam Vengomstig.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.