Hubbotbag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy seal.

Hubbotbag created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbotbag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hubbotbag, she will strike you with lightening.

Hubbotbag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hubbotbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.