Habhadfebvidfun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying hare.

Habhadfebvidfun created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhadfebvidfun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Habhadfebvidfun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Habhadfebvidfun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Habhadfebvidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear white ear rings.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to pigs while wearing green hats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.