Fedcidpak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering chicken.

Fedcidpak created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedcidpak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fedcidpak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fedcidpak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fedcidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.