Cimbotvag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome skunk.

Cimbotvag created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbotvag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimbotvag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cimbotvag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cimbotvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Do not take Cimbotvag's name in vain.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.