Pidhomcim Fedlanxem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, overgenerous mole.

Pidhomcim Fedlanxem created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhomcim Fedlanxem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pidhomcim Fedlanxem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidhomcim Fedlanxem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pidhomcim Fedlanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Pidhomcim Fedlanxem's priests.