Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient rat.

Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom, she will turn you into a duck.

Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Liphamjad Pomnillbun Botgudfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not covet oxen.