Latbantif is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring butterfly.

Latbantif created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latbantif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latbantif, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Latbantif's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Latbantif's Holy Commandments

1. Latbantif must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Latbantif in the centre of the settlement.