Cungovdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever weasel.

Cungovdit created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cungovdit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cungovdit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cungovdit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cungovdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.