Nighabmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered cobra.

Nighabmin created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nighabmin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nighabmin, it will turn you into a plant.

Nighabmin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nighabmin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nighabmin six times a day.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing ear rings.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.