Konmincim Bepsidcun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest hippopotamus.

Konmincim Bepsidcun created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Konmincim Bepsidcun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konmincim Bepsidcun, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Konmincim Bepsidcun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Konmincim Bepsidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Konmincim Bepsidcun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Konmincim Bepsidcun loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.