Misjatsag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying bear.

Misjatsag created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Misjatsag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misjatsag, she will turn you into a plant.

Misjatsag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Misjatsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.