Badarmwignarxuctadtan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic crocodile.

Badarmwignarxuctadtan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Badarmwignarxuctadtan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badarmwignarxuctadtan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Badarmwignarxuctadtan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Badarmwignarxuctadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing violet rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not take Badarmwignarxuctadtan's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Badarmwignarxuctadtan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.