Pigdudban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable octopus.

Pigdudban created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdudban, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigdudban, she will curse you with boils.

Pigdudban's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pigdudban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight mice approach from the west.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Respect your elders.