Vinbot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome wren.

Vinbot created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinbot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vinbot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never think about stars.