Cepyarldiss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional crow.

Cepyarldiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Cepyarldiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cepyarldiss, she will turn you into a snail.

Cepyarldiss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cepyarldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never talk about black holes.