Cabparktail is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective crocodile.

Cabparktail created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabparktail, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabparktail, she will turn you into a worm.

Cabparktail's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cabparktail's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cabparktail.