Stercemsas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Stercemsas created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stercemsas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stercemsas, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stercemsas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stercemsas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stercemsas.

2. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.